Photo from The Sun
That’s mike the sea lion and he’s cooler than you. You see whereas you might want to become rich and have a hot wife or husband, a big house, a fast car and all the luxuries money can buy, that still doesn’t guarantee a good death. Mike, on the other hand, doesn’t know how to read, write or drive a car. A native Californian,the father of 12 (so far) was mature for his species at 19-years of age and lived at Nuremberg animal park in Germany with his three beautiful brides, Farah, Tiffy and Soda.
Well love was in the air and elder cocksman, Mike, managed to bone his three little girlfriends until his heart simply gave up. Well, good for you Mike, good for you.
Orsen Welles would be proud of Mike.
